ludia: ode to the beauty of the world (.15)
n e r o 🌹c l a u d i u s ([personal profile] ludia) wrote2018-10-02 10:11 am

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[personal profile] offshoots 2018-10-03 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
(he won't look in her closet if she doesn't look in his. there's skeletons.)

with how Nero is, he guessed that she may be more comfortable being this way. he's right -- her entire body seems to relax on his hips. their time before hadn't told him much and he may avoid people getting to know his intricacies but he's always conscious of someone else's.

maybe because he doesn't really have his own desires. not like Nero. whose desires would be enough to cover hers and his own.

he thought her hands might be warm, too, but they're cold and his nipples start to harden in reaction to it. a quiet gasp gets caught in his throat and there's the temptation to pull her hands out and avoid that chill, but she gropes at his chest like she wants the heat to bleed right onto her fingertips and palms.

besides. he already got her back pretty well with the pinch to her ass.

he doesn't laugh this time but he does chuckle low and warm in in his chest. as if the warmth on his skin bleeds into his voice along with her hands. though, he doth protest the retaliatory pinch, m'lady!! in a yelp that has him grabbing her forearms in his hands.

she can't hide the blush completely. he saw it blooming across her cheeks before she hid in his throat. the emperor is... more girly than he thought. with her origins being what they are, there's a gap between the rose emperor and...

this girl. who says "eep" when you pinch her bum and hides her face when she blushes. it's.

cute.

shit, he really is out of his mind.]


I could have spanked you instead. It's what we used to do to misbehaving boys and girls back in my day.

[he did it to Lip. when he was actually out of his mind. that was because of some special power she had, he later learned.

no more pinching, or spanking, but he does get a handful of one asscheek and squeezes. his head comes down to kiss her shoulder and nose her robe off of it. the fabric barely stays on her body as it is so it won't matter if he nudges it off a little more.]


Never had your butt pinched?
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[personal profile] offshoots 2018-10-03 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[(for the last time, he's not a drug lord. stop making him out to be a drug lord! he may be a nature freak, all "one with the forest", and has a lot of knowledge when it comes to botany but he's clean! clean!!)

he's bemused by her comment about selling children into slavery and wants to pinch her ass again just to get her mind off of it. he was merely kidding and she had to go all dark on him. thanks for the history lesson, Nero. he knows humanity has done some fucked up things to one another. he knows very well that human likes to betray their own kind if it means saving their own skin. he knows they lie, steal, and cheat.

there's no point in saving humanity but they're all fighting to do it anyway because, for some, they were humans once too. for others, because it's the right thing to do. there are other reasons he can't begin to fathom.

much like he can't fathom why Nero does things like kiss his temple. or push his hair off his face so he's looking up at her with both green eyes. his brow is furrowed at her, lips tugged down slightly in a frown. they turn so quickly from his smiles. maybe because it's more natural for him to sulk than to laugh. genuinely, at that.

he's been doing a little better. maybe not now.]


I didn't admit to anything and I sure as hell don't want you to spank me. You're the one that thinks I want to get beat up before──

[it stings and he hisses. he inhales deeply through his nose before nipping at her mouth. reach down to her exposed breast and pinch her nipple between his thumb and forefinger. is she going to make another girly sound at him? right into his mouth, pouring it down his throat? because he's not pulling away even as he tugs gently on the bud.

he needs to get rid of his cigarette. he wants both hands to coax sound out of her. he's been keeping it pinched between his fingers of the hand on her ass but, at this point, it's in the way.

she might ream him if he gets ash on her sheets, too.]
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[personal profile] offshoots 2018-10-03 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[another squeak gets another crooked smile from him. fair trade that something rare cajoles its kin out of another.

even her yank on his hair doesn't dim the smile too badly, though he winces and looks up at her through one green eye. he's amused. until she purrs. the sound travels lower in his body and makes his hips feel tense beneath the weight of her. it's much easier to get Robin to hold her breasts compared to the first time. when she awkwardly settled them on her cleavage until he gave in.

there's a much shorter hesitation compared to before. mostly for entwining fingers, not for putting his hands on her chest again. that isn't a problem, obviously, when he's tweaking her nipples playfully. his eyelids lower, half-mast over his eyes until he takes control again and weighs her in his palm. she's not too big or too small. she fit easily in his palm before.

she fits easily now as he takes her between his fingers and she's so soft and unmarred compared to the callouses he doesn't get rid of. the two opposing textures rubbing together are as full of friction as it would have been if they had been humans in Rome again.

they're not but this is the best they can do.

what does he want...? he drums fingers on the swell of her ass, as if he can read her thoughts about the butt stuff. why is she concerning herself with what he wants? this is about what she wants, isn't it? she called him here.

she kisses his forehead and touches his chest. he wishes Servant didn't have heartbeats. he prays that Nero can't feel how his thuds harder in his chest than normal from something as inane as a kiss to his forehead and asking him what he wants. it doesn't matter what he wants. he doesn't want.

he's here for hers. if it wasn't obvious.]


Don't turn this around and make it about me.

[he murmurs into her mouth, working more of her robe off her body with idle movements. every now and then he goes back to her breast, giving it a grope. then gripping her shoulder and her arm, squeezing her soft skin along the way.]

But if you have some wine in this fancy room of yours, I wouldn't say no to that.
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[personal profile] offshoots 2018-10-04 10:59 am (UTC)(link)
[at least have the butt stuff be a queen piece?!

cats aren't so willing to fulfill requests. no matter how much she purrs, he won't be convinced she's anything but a pup that wants praise and attention. and is she always so obliging? she has to be. he has no reason to believe he's special in any way.

she must treat them all this way. every patron that's found their way to her quarters. he's a thief and, at one point, he was her enemy too. but she invites him to her room and lays him on his bed while offering him wine and kissing his face.

what's up with that, anyway?

if he gets up and leaves her to pour himself some wine, he can't imagine she would be happy about it. she's distracting him with a different taste already and one that might be as dangerous the more it's inflicted upon him. one that steadily makes his head swim, too. heats him from his chest and outward that he's ready to toss her robe aside completely just so they can finally be rid of it.

how it's managed to stay on her for this long when it looks ready to slip off at any moment is a mystery he'll never solve.

Robin never had much luck. not with women, especially. things had been awkward at the tree, so of course something has to happen now, too. his hand lays on her thigh when her screech scares him enough that he drops his cigarette. it gets lost in the pillows and sheets as Robin sputters on the pillow shoved in his face.]


What?!

[get that pillow out of his face. he grabs it and pulls it away from her. but there are a dozen other pillows for her to use so what good will it really do?]

Now you call me a beast?!

[and because it's a good idea, and he's pretty sure she's going to do it again, he uses the same pillow she used to hit him to give her a face full of velvet.]
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i feLL ASLEEP

[personal profile] offshoots 2018-10-04 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[ok but it's not on her hard no's either! it was all accidental, anyway. the only time he would purposefully lay a cigarette burn on someone is if they were a bad guy and if his cigarette was dipped in poison.

Nero might have been an enemy to defeat at one point, but she's not any longer. if he had to put a title on her though, he wouldn't know what to say. allies with benefits? they don't seem it when they're throwing pillows in each other's face and their relationship is more about arguing than actually getting along as allies would.

the nyaaaaa is joined by another muffled shout from Robin. he pulls it away to, yes, get a faceful of tits and her scowling, flushed face. gentleman? she thought he--?

he's smacked again and he blinks wildly, stunned. because she thought he was a gentleman and for the hit. he's idly rubbing his face, eyes on her checking herself out in the mirror. his eyes avert and he deems this a poor end to her call. he's going to go back to the kitchen and--

get wine. dumped all over his head.]


GAH! Wh── it was an accident!

[the green, now red, archer leaps from his seat. his sweater had gotten the brunt of the liquid but there's some on his jeans, too. his hair drips in front of his eyes and droplets fall off his chin and the end of his nose. slowly, he turns to look at her sipping at her golden goblet and wipes at his face. with the wettest cat expression that ever existed.

his sweater is pretty much ruined so, hey, the upside to this is Nero has Robin stripping his top off.]


Tsk. You're as wasteful as any other royalty I've encountered.

[the downside? he flicks the fabric at her so droplets splash at her mercilessly.

he's no gentleman and she's no lady.]
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[personal profile] offshoots 2018-10-05 08:15 am (UTC)(link)
[his black undershirt does also have a too deep collar. someone needs to buy him more fashionable clothes. the dark color doesn't help his skin -- making it appear more pale than usual. but there are no sleeves to it and his biceps and forearms are showing, flexing as he tugs it back down over his stomach while she dodges his splashing.

but he can't dodge hers so now his undershirt is dripping too. why the fuck is this his life?]


Would you cut it out?!

[his wardrobe is barren as it is! and that sweater is a hand me down!! it came with some Craft Essence that their Master had summoned. one with an old man and a white beard. a man that Robin knew once before.

the goblet clatters onto the ground as Robin curses down at his shirt, plucking at it with his fingers and making a face. he attempts wringing it out, getting white wine on her floor, but indeed decides to just strip it from his body.

then he wrings it out. much easier that way.]


Me?! You're the one calling me a beast! I told you, it was an accident! Accident! Jeez, now I'm gonna smell like Blackbeard.

[wrong. this fancy wine is too fancy for Blackbeard, but you get the idea.

he's going to smell like an alcoholic pirate. maybe Drake would be the better comparison, then.]


There's no way in hell I'm borrowing anything you might offer, either, so don't try it.
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I'M LAUGHIGNdg

[personal profile] offshoots 2018-10-05 09:08 am (UTC)(link)
[after everything she's done, he doesn't feel particularly inclined to apologize. they're even now, that's it. end of story. he does stop yelling in favor of glowering at her.

she's fussy. he was smoking before he got here, that's why. and she's right in that her company keeps him occupied plenty. not only does she demand attention and love, but if he makes one mistake he gets wine. THROWN AT HIM.

between her and Liz, he's wondering if Nero is the more problematic one now.

she answers that for him.]


... Hah?

[toying with her heart? what? he's all shirtless and his hair is tousled, not hanging in front of his eyes so much as sticking up every which way and she's saying he's been in her mind and does things to her heart?

this is. bad. really bad.]


C-calm down there. [his hands raise and he looks. panicked.] You're saying weird and scary things! What do you mean toying with your heart? No, actually, I don't want to know.

[he can already imagine.]

Listen, Your Majesty. [oh, yeah, he went there.] I'm sorry for hurting you, okay? Maybe you shouldn't have any more wine...

[he stoops down and picks up the goblet so she can't use it again.]
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i want to see you after class

[personal profile] offshoots 2018-10-05 10:19 am (UTC)(link)
[no, Nero, he's still an Archer. he doesn't know any spells despite his Druid heritage. he's done nothing to her to deserve the accusations. or the poking. with everything that's coming from her mouth, he doesn't know what to do. or say.

they finally lock eyes and a fresh rush of panic slams into his gut. not only because she's looking at him differently but because his heart does a thing for all the babbling she's doing.

stock still in his place, Nero has her tantrum while Robin plays as her audience. from spilling wine all down her chest and getting it shiny and wet to calling him cute.

there goes his heart again. what's wrong with her? did he miss something in the weeks they didn't talk? they had a passing conversation here and there, but nothing that should cause her to ramble at him.

it is supposed to be meaningly. just sex. that's why he agreed before, that's why he's here now. he realizes his mistake now. Nero has always been so starved for love that when Robin gave her an idea of what his might be like. his mistake wasn't just in fucking another Servant, it's in fucking a Servant that was similar to him.

starved.]


Wh-what? Don't call me cute after just calling me smarmy and everything else! [he doesn't pick up the robe. too busy blushing at her and wondering if he can escape. before this gets worse. can it get worse?

it can always get worse.]


Coming here was a bad idea. I knew it. [he pushes his hair out of his face, restless and mumbling to himself.]

You can't have any heart problems because of me! Or mind problems! That's the last thing you should have. I thought we agreed on this not meaning anything.

[it was different when he was the one who was having mind problems. it was fine when it was just him. now knowing that Nero was going through something similar?

how messed up can this be?

after what seems like forever, he picks up the robe and presses it back into Nero's hands. a sign for her to get dressed. that this is as far as they're going to go now.]


You need this more than I do.
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write a wine essay

[personal profile] offshoots 2018-10-05 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[because it's never just sex unless you're just touched enough in the head like medb. they're alike, the two of them. the difference between them is that Nero is far more willing to wear her heart and emotions on her lace sleeves compared to Robin. that's what draws more people to her than it does to him, he guesses. while, literally, a royal pain in the ass he can understand why his Master thinks she's cute and wants her around.

when she can't spell Ibaraki and has cat pillows.

but she also blocks his escape, as if she can read his mind. already knowing she's keeping him in her room as prisoner, he sighs and scratches at his head. tousling it more. he doesn't wince with her insults, but his face goes a bit blank when she confirms what he already knows. that he's nothing and that he means nothing to anyone. some of the tightness in his chest relaxes with those words.

if only she didn't sound so desperate and like she was convincing him to stay. as if please don't go didn't need to be said because it was already interwoven into each syllable.

even if this is how she feels now, how long until she gets tired of him?

Robin doesn't respond but he doesn't push her away, either, letting her unleash her frusration, desperation, her passion onto him like she's a tidal wave for her to wear down on. or more appropriately? for a fire to burn away at his flesh.

all he does is grab her arms, his touch gentle as ever.]
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WHINE......SCHOOL.......

[personal profile] offshoots 2018-10-06 08:46 am (UTC)(link)
[how is this proving she only sees him as a liar and a thief? does she normally make out with thieves and liars? a better way to prove he means nothing is to force him to leave and never speak to him again. when someone asks if she knows Robin Hood, that Green Archer, she could say "he has nothing to do with me" and strip him of the dignity that their Master has been cultivating so carefully.

he doesn't need to have his ear on her chest to know her heart is drumming, racing. he doesn't need to have his nose buried in her hair to know her scent. it floods his nostrils all over again and he can pretend the thick trunk of the oak is behind her and they're not surrounded by everything Robin wanted to avoid.

for a little bit longer, he's able to keep himself from responding to the movement of her mouth and tongue on his. the longer she stays, clutching to him stubbornly, he caves. there's the smallest movement of parting his lips but she's falling away and he resists the urge to follow her downward. his chest is wet with wine from grapes but his lips are wet with the wine from her saliva. as elegant and as out of his league as that thousand dollar cabernet.

that's an out she gives him. one he should definitely take. but he finds himself unmoving, looking over her head and wonders how much longer the two of them will allow hearts to be playthings.

Robin doesn't obey kings. though he called her a tyrant before, and sometimes she seems it, he wouldn't be here if it was only by her order.]


It'd probably be best if I did leave.

[still unmoving. even his hands on her arms haven't so much as shifted or twitched. they continue barely gripping her.]
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1 MILLION WORD REQUIREMENT ON YOUR ESSAY

[personal profile] offshoots 2018-10-06 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[she probably expects him to say it's the best for him. people are selfish as much as they are liars. and some, when there's the smallest sign of commitment, they flee. but Robin isn't thinking of himself -- he hardly ever does. he's thinking of her and what's best for her. he can't be the reason she loses her head and her heart goes haywire.

the repercussions he fears are the ones she'll go through. he's no good. he's muddy water compared to her fine wine. he's the slums and she's a castle. a small one, but one all the same. Robin Hood breaks others' laws without regard, there are some of his own.

what he fears isn't so immediate. it's much farther down the line.

explaining himself will take courage that Robin doesn't possess. it's better to make an incredulous sound that Nero manages to beg without begging. she's no peasant in the slums, there's no need to beg. she could have anything she wants, yet she stands there willing to do what she can to make him stay.

and who else has done that? nobody in his human life. nobody in his Servant life. what does she need-- no, why does she need someone like him?

more conflicted than ever, he finally moves. his hands grasp her face as he did earlier but it's so he can tilt it up and lock two very different shades of green together. it's not long before Robin loses nerve and looks somewhere off to the side.]


Alright. There's one thing. [if she expects him to ask her to do something profound--] Pretend you're a cat.

[she is DEAD. WRONG.]
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i was hungover robin all day today

[personal profile] offshoots 2018-10-08 08:45 am (UTC)(link)
[the first meow is pretty weak but he grins anyway because she does it. there. if his request for her to act like a cat is so they don't have to talk about those other things. the things that are better when they're out of sight and out of mind. things they can put behind them in favor of something silly and pointless like Nero acting like a cat.

don't kill birds, he has his own blue bird. and don't shit in a box, he's not that kinky.

but he is just kinky enough that when Nero takes her weak meow and starts licking her own hand. hm. this is... more sexy than he thought this would be. funny and kind of cute were the two things he pictured out of this. with all her dorky cat pillows, he thought she would just meow at him awkwardly until he had enough and let her off the hook.

he's made a mistake in asking her to pretend to be a cat. would a dog be better? still, this is leaps and bounds better than having her confess something she doesn't need to confess. it's better than the possibility of Robin saying something he doesn't need to say, either. but is it better than taking the escape when he had the chance?

as she smears his face, he's not entirely sure.

but he does know he's had enough. he takes the hand on his face and pulls her in. wine-chests sticking together again uncomfortably as he pulls her to him. he attempts to keep his breathing steady. now he knows he's into girls pretending to be cats and he hates himself. what the hell are these likes??]


Okay. Yes. Good job. You're an excellent cat. I can't believe you actually purred as you licked yourself...

[is his voice actually deeper and huskier than it was a minute ago? yeah. it is.]

Are you gonna start kneading something, next?
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also gambling and doing shit i shouldn't be doing

[personal profile] offshoots 2018-10-08 10:55 am (UTC)(link)
[he didn't pick up her cat pillow because he was turned on by it. he's not THAT kinky!! he picked it up because it was his first, brief glimpse into the cute Nero and not the one who sticks her chin up high and thinks the world of herself.

it's a Nero he didn't think would put so much effort into something he asked for. the thief and the liar. or how she continues after he says it's enough. how she rubs her face into his skin like she's still feline and spreading the scent of her vanilla, roses, and wine into his skin. so if someone were to stumble across Robin when he left this room, they'd question where the woods and smoke had gone.

her purring travels up in spine in a shock that reaches the back of his head and to where her nails bite gently into his chest. it's more of a massage than a true need and a small hum catches in his throat. it's not quiet enough to be missed, either. not with her so damn close.

the vibrations should be felt against her tongue, too. it drags up towards his jaw and he swallows the saliva building in his mouth. the expensive wine couldn't get him to salivate like this but Nero's pretending could? the fuck is wrong with him.

he's not a furry???]


I-it was just a joke. I was joking around with you. [but she.

made it sexy. or he's just weird and thinks Nero licking herself and him. purring and meowing is attractive. arousing.]


You can stop meowing. [his hand comes up and, whether it's conscious or not, begins stroking the back of her head where it is against his neck.]

don't hold yourself back

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