ludia: ode to the beauty of the world (.15)
n e r o 🌹c l a u d i u s ([personal profile] ludia) wrote2018-10-02 10:11 am

got you on speed dial now | [personal profile] offshoots

 [ continued from here ]
offshoots: (Default)

i feLL ASLEEP

[personal profile] offshoots 2018-10-04 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[ok but it's not on her hard no's either! it was all accidental, anyway. the only time he would purposefully lay a cigarette burn on someone is if they were a bad guy and if his cigarette was dipped in poison.

Nero might have been an enemy to defeat at one point, but she's not any longer. if he had to put a title on her though, he wouldn't know what to say. allies with benefits? they don't seem it when they're throwing pillows in each other's face and their relationship is more about arguing than actually getting along as allies would.

the nyaaaaa is joined by another muffled shout from Robin. he pulls it away to, yes, get a faceful of tits and her scowling, flushed face. gentleman? she thought he--?

he's smacked again and he blinks wildly, stunned. because she thought he was a gentleman and for the hit. he's idly rubbing his face, eyes on her checking herself out in the mirror. his eyes avert and he deems this a poor end to her call. he's going to go back to the kitchen and--

get wine. dumped all over his head.]


GAH! Wh── it was an accident!

[the green, now red, archer leaps from his seat. his sweater had gotten the brunt of the liquid but there's some on his jeans, too. his hair drips in front of his eyes and droplets fall off his chin and the end of his nose. slowly, he turns to look at her sipping at her golden goblet and wipes at his face. with the wettest cat expression that ever existed.

his sweater is pretty much ruined so, hey, the upside to this is Nero has Robin stripping his top off.]


Tsk. You're as wasteful as any other royalty I've encountered.

[the downside? he flicks the fabric at her so droplets splash at her mercilessly.

he's no gentleman and she's no lady.]
offshoots: (Default)

[personal profile] offshoots 2018-10-05 08:15 am (UTC)(link)
[his black undershirt does also have a too deep collar. someone needs to buy him more fashionable clothes. the dark color doesn't help his skin -- making it appear more pale than usual. but there are no sleeves to it and his biceps and forearms are showing, flexing as he tugs it back down over his stomach while she dodges his splashing.

but he can't dodge hers so now his undershirt is dripping too. why the fuck is this his life?]


Would you cut it out?!

[his wardrobe is barren as it is! and that sweater is a hand me down!! it came with some Craft Essence that their Master had summoned. one with an old man and a white beard. a man that Robin knew once before.

the goblet clatters onto the ground as Robin curses down at his shirt, plucking at it with his fingers and making a face. he attempts wringing it out, getting white wine on her floor, but indeed decides to just strip it from his body.

then he wrings it out. much easier that way.]


Me?! You're the one calling me a beast! I told you, it was an accident! Accident! Jeez, now I'm gonna smell like Blackbeard.

[wrong. this fancy wine is too fancy for Blackbeard, but you get the idea.

he's going to smell like an alcoholic pirate. maybe Drake would be the better comparison, then.]


There's no way in hell I'm borrowing anything you might offer, either, so don't try it.
offshoots: (Default)

I'M LAUGHIGNdg

[personal profile] offshoots 2018-10-05 09:08 am (UTC)(link)
[after everything she's done, he doesn't feel particularly inclined to apologize. they're even now, that's it. end of story. he does stop yelling in favor of glowering at her.

she's fussy. he was smoking before he got here, that's why. and she's right in that her company keeps him occupied plenty. not only does she demand attention and love, but if he makes one mistake he gets wine. THROWN AT HIM.

between her and Liz, he's wondering if Nero is the more problematic one now.

she answers that for him.]


... Hah?

[toying with her heart? what? he's all shirtless and his hair is tousled, not hanging in front of his eyes so much as sticking up every which way and she's saying he's been in her mind and does things to her heart?

this is. bad. really bad.]


C-calm down there. [his hands raise and he looks. panicked.] You're saying weird and scary things! What do you mean toying with your heart? No, actually, I don't want to know.

[he can already imagine.]

Listen, Your Majesty. [oh, yeah, he went there.] I'm sorry for hurting you, okay? Maybe you shouldn't have any more wine...

[he stoops down and picks up the goblet so she can't use it again.]
offshoots: (Default)

i want to see you after class

[personal profile] offshoots 2018-10-05 10:19 am (UTC)(link)
[no, Nero, he's still an Archer. he doesn't know any spells despite his Druid heritage. he's done nothing to her to deserve the accusations. or the poking. with everything that's coming from her mouth, he doesn't know what to do. or say.

they finally lock eyes and a fresh rush of panic slams into his gut. not only because she's looking at him differently but because his heart does a thing for all the babbling she's doing.

stock still in his place, Nero has her tantrum while Robin plays as her audience. from spilling wine all down her chest and getting it shiny and wet to calling him cute.

there goes his heart again. what's wrong with her? did he miss something in the weeks they didn't talk? they had a passing conversation here and there, but nothing that should cause her to ramble at him.

it is supposed to be meaningly. just sex. that's why he agreed before, that's why he's here now. he realizes his mistake now. Nero has always been so starved for love that when Robin gave her an idea of what his might be like. his mistake wasn't just in fucking another Servant, it's in fucking a Servant that was similar to him.

starved.]


Wh-what? Don't call me cute after just calling me smarmy and everything else! [he doesn't pick up the robe. too busy blushing at her and wondering if he can escape. before this gets worse. can it get worse?

it can always get worse.]


Coming here was a bad idea. I knew it. [he pushes his hair out of his face, restless and mumbling to himself.]

You can't have any heart problems because of me! Or mind problems! That's the last thing you should have. I thought we agreed on this not meaning anything.

[it was different when he was the one who was having mind problems. it was fine when it was just him. now knowing that Nero was going through something similar?

how messed up can this be?

after what seems like forever, he picks up the robe and presses it back into Nero's hands. a sign for her to get dressed. that this is as far as they're going to go now.]


You need this more than I do.
offshoots: (Default)

write a wine essay

[personal profile] offshoots 2018-10-05 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[because it's never just sex unless you're just touched enough in the head like medb. they're alike, the two of them. the difference between them is that Nero is far more willing to wear her heart and emotions on her lace sleeves compared to Robin. that's what draws more people to her than it does to him, he guesses. while, literally, a royal pain in the ass he can understand why his Master thinks she's cute and wants her around.

when she can't spell Ibaraki and has cat pillows.

but she also blocks his escape, as if she can read his mind. already knowing she's keeping him in her room as prisoner, he sighs and scratches at his head. tousling it more. he doesn't wince with her insults, but his face goes a bit blank when she confirms what he already knows. that he's nothing and that he means nothing to anyone. some of the tightness in his chest relaxes with those words.

if only she didn't sound so desperate and like she was convincing him to stay. as if please don't go didn't need to be said because it was already interwoven into each syllable.

even if this is how she feels now, how long until she gets tired of him?

Robin doesn't respond but he doesn't push her away, either, letting her unleash her frusration, desperation, her passion onto him like she's a tidal wave for her to wear down on. or more appropriately? for a fire to burn away at his flesh.

all he does is grab her arms, his touch gentle as ever.]
offshoots: (Default)

WHINE......SCHOOL.......

[personal profile] offshoots 2018-10-06 08:46 am (UTC)(link)
[how is this proving she only sees him as a liar and a thief? does she normally make out with thieves and liars? a better way to prove he means nothing is to force him to leave and never speak to him again. when someone asks if she knows Robin Hood, that Green Archer, she could say "he has nothing to do with me" and strip him of the dignity that their Master has been cultivating so carefully.

he doesn't need to have his ear on her chest to know her heart is drumming, racing. he doesn't need to have his nose buried in her hair to know her scent. it floods his nostrils all over again and he can pretend the thick trunk of the oak is behind her and they're not surrounded by everything Robin wanted to avoid.

for a little bit longer, he's able to keep himself from responding to the movement of her mouth and tongue on his. the longer she stays, clutching to him stubbornly, he caves. there's the smallest movement of parting his lips but she's falling away and he resists the urge to follow her downward. his chest is wet with wine from grapes but his lips are wet with the wine from her saliva. as elegant and as out of his league as that thousand dollar cabernet.

that's an out she gives him. one he should definitely take. but he finds himself unmoving, looking over her head and wonders how much longer the two of them will allow hearts to be playthings.

Robin doesn't obey kings. though he called her a tyrant before, and sometimes she seems it, he wouldn't be here if it was only by her order.]


It'd probably be best if I did leave.

[still unmoving. even his hands on her arms haven't so much as shifted or twitched. they continue barely gripping her.]
offshoots: (Default)

1 MILLION WORD REQUIREMENT ON YOUR ESSAY

[personal profile] offshoots 2018-10-06 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[she probably expects him to say it's the best for him. people are selfish as much as they are liars. and some, when there's the smallest sign of commitment, they flee. but Robin isn't thinking of himself -- he hardly ever does. he's thinking of her and what's best for her. he can't be the reason she loses her head and her heart goes haywire.

the repercussions he fears are the ones she'll go through. he's no good. he's muddy water compared to her fine wine. he's the slums and she's a castle. a small one, but one all the same. Robin Hood breaks others' laws without regard, there are some of his own.

what he fears isn't so immediate. it's much farther down the line.

explaining himself will take courage that Robin doesn't possess. it's better to make an incredulous sound that Nero manages to beg without begging. she's no peasant in the slums, there's no need to beg. she could have anything she wants, yet she stands there willing to do what she can to make him stay.

and who else has done that? nobody in his human life. nobody in his Servant life. what does she need-- no, why does she need someone like him?

more conflicted than ever, he finally moves. his hands grasp her face as he did earlier but it's so he can tilt it up and lock two very different shades of green together. it's not long before Robin loses nerve and looks somewhere off to the side.]


Alright. There's one thing. [if she expects him to ask her to do something profound--] Pretend you're a cat.

[she is DEAD. WRONG.]
offshoots: (Default)

i was hungover robin all day today

[personal profile] offshoots 2018-10-08 08:45 am (UTC)(link)
[the first meow is pretty weak but he grins anyway because she does it. there. if his request for her to act like a cat is so they don't have to talk about those other things. the things that are better when they're out of sight and out of mind. things they can put behind them in favor of something silly and pointless like Nero acting like a cat.

don't kill birds, he has his own blue bird. and don't shit in a box, he's not that kinky.

but he is just kinky enough that when Nero takes her weak meow and starts licking her own hand. hm. this is... more sexy than he thought this would be. funny and kind of cute were the two things he pictured out of this. with all her dorky cat pillows, he thought she would just meow at him awkwardly until he had enough and let her off the hook.

he's made a mistake in asking her to pretend to be a cat. would a dog be better? still, this is leaps and bounds better than having her confess something she doesn't need to confess. it's better than the possibility of Robin saying something he doesn't need to say, either. but is it better than taking the escape when he had the chance?

as she smears his face, he's not entirely sure.

but he does know he's had enough. he takes the hand on his face and pulls her in. wine-chests sticking together again uncomfortably as he pulls her to him. he attempts to keep his breathing steady. now he knows he's into girls pretending to be cats and he hates himself. what the hell are these likes??]


Okay. Yes. Good job. You're an excellent cat. I can't believe you actually purred as you licked yourself...

[is his voice actually deeper and huskier than it was a minute ago? yeah. it is.]

Are you gonna start kneading something, next?
offshoots: (Default)

also gambling and doing shit i shouldn't be doing

[personal profile] offshoots 2018-10-08 10:55 am (UTC)(link)
[he didn't pick up her cat pillow because he was turned on by it. he's not THAT kinky!! he picked it up because it was his first, brief glimpse into the cute Nero and not the one who sticks her chin up high and thinks the world of herself.

it's a Nero he didn't think would put so much effort into something he asked for. the thief and the liar. or how she continues after he says it's enough. how she rubs her face into his skin like she's still feline and spreading the scent of her vanilla, roses, and wine into his skin. so if someone were to stumble across Robin when he left this room, they'd question where the woods and smoke had gone.

her purring travels up in spine in a shock that reaches the back of his head and to where her nails bite gently into his chest. it's more of a massage than a true need and a small hum catches in his throat. it's not quiet enough to be missed, either. not with her so damn close.

the vibrations should be felt against her tongue, too. it drags up towards his jaw and he swallows the saliva building in his mouth. the expensive wine couldn't get him to salivate like this but Nero's pretending could? the fuck is wrong with him.

he's not a furry???]


I-it was just a joke. I was joking around with you. [but she.

made it sexy. or he's just weird and thinks Nero licking herself and him. purring and meowing is attractive. arousing.]


You can stop meowing. [his hand comes up and, whether it's conscious or not, begins stroking the back of her head where it is against his neck.]
offshoots: (Default)

don't hold yourself back

[personal profile] offshoots 2018-10-09 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
[he said it!! as a joke!!! but, in the end, he's made out to be the joke. as usual.

stop meowing. stop pretending to be a cat, he's had enough. why hasn't she had enough?]


Hey...

[at the very least, don't meow while rubbing a hip between his legs. don't ask him to pet her while dragging a tongue along his skin. it's not rough like a cat's, but soft and wet. he shouldn't want to suck on that tongue, drawing it into his mouth and rubbing his against hers until she went all weak in the knees. he nearly turns his head as she licks up his cheek but resists, closing his eyes and tensing his jaw.

and gasping quietly when that same tongue turns onto his alcohol covered nipples. his fingers grip her hair, digging into the braids for leverage. he doesn't tug her back, merely holds on as he looks down and watches her kiss his skin. it's his turn for those flutterings to take flight in his ribcage. small birds struggling to break free and stretch their wings. they don't symbolize his heart -- they symbolize Robin's abandoned desires. the ones Nero blurts out to his face and he doesn't know what to do with.

she must something really interesting with tickling him. his laugh centers more in his chest this time rather than bursting out. quiet and vibrating in his throat like his hums because he won't release them like he won't release his birds.]


Yeah, I said you were a good cat. You don't have to── a-ah.

[he had wanted her to get weak in the knees but having those green eyes look up at him from his chest is.

a problem. more so when her purrs start again and he makes a fist at the small of her back. she wants to be wanted, doesn't she? by him, no less. he doesn't get it at all. why him? he wants to ask her but knows the answer wouldn't make him happy, anyway. what'll make her happy is making her feel wanted. petting her, praising her.

making her purrs not to be catlike but because she's sated and content.

finally, he gives a small tug to her blonde hair to tip her head back and away from his throat. so he can lean down, seal his mouth over hers and dip his tongue into her mouth to taste her. the fist at her back is exchanged for his forearm, using the strength there to plaster her front against his and grip one side of her waist. his thumb digs into her spine, his fingers tugging at the tight skin of her stomach.

there's a slightly harder tug on her hair to tilt her head back further but he pulls away, tongue nearly dripping both their saliva onto her lips. he swallows it away, tasting her.]


You're too good of a cat, Your Majesty. Spent too much time with the lions?
offshoots: (Default)

he'll pet it with his dick

[personal profile] offshoots 2018-10-10 07:42 am (UTC)(link)
[it's not a game, but it's too dangerous to be serious. it sits there somewhere in the middle and it's a place where a lot of things exist for Robin.

that's why.

because people aren't candy and he's not a child. children are innocent and they haven't experienced the world for all its bright lights and dark shadows. they're selfish and have big dreams. Robin has no dreams and he's sure as hell isn't innocent.

Nero is much better at being a child and taking the candy when it's offered to her. she's selfish and maybe he needs someone selfish and childish enough to remind him he still has a heart even if he doesn't have his humanity. it beats and races like anyone else's.

he moans into her mouth and takes her other knee, picking her up and holding her against his body while he moves back to her bed. he drops her there and their kiss breaks but he's quick to follow and continue. his hands wander up and down her thigh, tugging the robe away from the both of them and tossing it to the side.

the only thing left between them are his jeans. but maybe he can use those.

the rough texture brushes her inner thighs before he pins his hips to hers and grinds down on her. their kiss breaks and he presses his forehead to hers, breathing deeply, looking down their chests to the hard button that rubs against her sensitive, softer button.

her clit. it's her clit.

and his pants are going to be a mess if she's as wet as she had been when his fingers were buried inside her.]
offshoots: (Default)

wasn't that A PUSSY JOKE

[personal profile] offshoots 2018-10-10 03:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[still foreplay. it's strange, isn't it? he contradicts himself so much. he fought her like she was sentencing him to a terrible punishment by inviting him here. yet he takes his time with it like a masochist who derives pleasure from their own suffering. he's become so used to doing things he doesn't want to that he's been forced to make them things he does.

it's not too monumental of a task when his reward is the whines and moans for his hard work. or knowing that keeping his clothes on is actually torture for her. he can admit, to himself, that feeling her skin on his is a sensation that was lacking before. while he doesn't want to strip himself as badly as Nero seems to want him to, he's looking forward to the idea of her body against his without the barrier of clothes.

but he will take advantage of what he has, first. he would never use the tactic on any of the armies he fought but seduction is as strong as a method as sabotage or treachery. just not his style.

it may be worth it just to listen to the whimpers and mewls that pour from her like honey. a small adjustment and he rocks his hips steadily, mimicking a motion she knows. one that doesn't let her flip him over when he takes the hands that grope him needily and brings one up to kiss the center of her palm, down to the underside of her wrist. somehow, the skin is softer here and he rubs his lips along it.

he's good at multi-tasking, he said. Nero responded by saying she knows. being able to kiss her wrist, rut his hips, and tug her hand to the button and fly of his pants shouldn't come as a surprise to her then.]


If you want them off so bad, you won't care if you have to do it yourself, right?

[maneuvering her fingers hooks them into the waistband, keeping them there. he has a free hand now to touch her. all of her clothes are gone so there's plenty of skin for him to explore. basic instincts seem to be stronger than Robin's will, this time around. it's hard to say if any man would be able to resist the temptation of a naked woman's body. one like Nero's especially. he has no idea how it was possible with the clothes she wore, but there was a bit she left to the imagination. Robin gets to see it for himself as he leans back.

a tiny waist, a soft jut of hip bones that presses to his. like this, he can have the full picture of her pussy, too. if he wasn't rubbing a denim covered hard-on against her.

the pads of his fingers brush lines along her stomach to her hip. there, he grabs her thigh and pulls it against his chest.]


Or we can just keep going like this.
offshoots: (Default)

[personal profile] offshoots 2018-10-11 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
[it's not a wine that will slake the thirst. not for Robin, either. it's one that burns in his gut and thighs instead of drying his throat. it's why his hips buck and his knees dig into sheets with an over the top thread count that causes it to feel slick against his skin. so he has to use her body as leverage and pull her thigh against his torso to rock against her deeper.

the rough metal of his zipper grinds into him as much as it presses onto her. he's not out of breath. not yet. but he can't catch it as it gets away from him with each soft cry from beneath him. eventually, the louder ones, too.

the fingers brush higher and he's entranced with how her chest rises and falls. hers brush against his cock and he sucks in a sharp breath. there's no way he'll beg but while the thirst hadn't dried his throat, the groan is still hoarse into the line that cuts across her palm. she explores the same way he did and he lets her, his chest beginning to heave as much as hers.

for what he did to her against the tree, he guesses this is his comeuppance. this trick of hers as she merely squeezes his girth and drags her tongue across all the space she can reach. he repays her by taking the hand his face is still presses against and licks between her fingers, tongue slipping between two digits. her thigh is released, his thumb hooks into the side of the waistband to try and work his trousers down off his hips. they'll get caught somewhere around his thighs, definitely, but reason is slipping away as quickly as her robe had been on her body.

what was the trick? a ploy to have him get rid of his own pants after he told her to do it? it worked.]


Yeah? I have a trick, too.

[the world spins again until he can feel that ridiculous thread count and down feathers at his back. Nero's weight puts pressure on his hips that he couldn't make consistent on his own. it's such a small force but it's enough to drive him a little mad. a tug on her hand pulls her down flush against him and he bucks up into her, hips bouncing.]

(no subject)

[personal profile] offshoots - 2018-10-11 06:50 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] offshoots - 2018-10-11 11:45 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] offshoots - 2018-10-12 06:22 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] offshoots - 2018-10-15 06:11 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] offshoots - 2018-10-17 02:12 (UTC) - Expand

i wanna use new icons

[personal profile] offshoots - 2018-10-22 10:06 (UTC) - Expand