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𝓡𝓞𝓑𝓘𝓝 "i eat bark" 𝓗𝓞𝓞𝓓 ([personal profile] offshoots) wrote in [personal profile] ludia 2018-10-05 09:08 am (UTC)

I'M LAUGHIGNdg

[after everything she's done, he doesn't feel particularly inclined to apologize. they're even now, that's it. end of story. he does stop yelling in favor of glowering at her.

she's fussy. he was smoking before he got here, that's why. and she's right in that her company keeps him occupied plenty. not only does she demand attention and love, but if he makes one mistake he gets wine. THROWN AT HIM.

between her and Liz, he's wondering if Nero is the more problematic one now.

she answers that for him.]


... Hah?

[toying with her heart? what? he's all shirtless and his hair is tousled, not hanging in front of his eyes so much as sticking up every which way and she's saying he's been in her mind and does things to her heart?

this is. bad. really bad.]


C-calm down there. [his hands raise and he looks. panicked.] You're saying weird and scary things! What do you mean toying with your heart? No, actually, I don't want to know.

[he can already imagine.]

Listen, Your Majesty. [oh, yeah, he went there.] I'm sorry for hurting you, okay? Maybe you shouldn't have any more wine...

[he stoops down and picks up the goblet so she can't use it again.]

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